Quips from Europe

At the SNCF Reservations Counter in Paris

French man: There is no overnight train from Luzern to Venice.

Me: Strange, the German website said there was.

French man: *Rolls eyes*

Londoner commenting on what Louis XIV would have said about the Chateau de Versaille

“I’ve got a small place in the countryside”

SBB CFF FFS Reservation Desk

“This is Switzerland, we don’t care for reservations”