At the SNCF Reservations Counter in Paris
French man: There is no overnight train from Luzern to Venice.
Me: Strange, the German website said there was.
French man: *Rolls eyes*
Londoner commenting on what Louis XIV would have said about the Chateau de Versaille
“I’ve got a small place in the countryside”
SBB CFF FFS Reservation Desk
“This is Switzerland, we don’t care for reservations”