Anyone hear Canon’s latest radio ad for their original printer inks that will last “300 years”

*whiny voice* Dear, look at our kids’ kindergarten photos they are all faded! Tsk. And they are not just photos, they are our memories!!

A couple of points.

1. Having faded DIY printed photos imply that softcopies are available and can be re-printed.
2. With a whiny voice like that, was the marriage accidental?
3. And if so, how did he get it up to bear children with her?
4. Harakiri is a good way to go.

Canon: wake the hell up. What were you thinking??