The Zombie Apocalypse is here.

Had an epiphany.

We’ve seen an increasing number of zombie movies and shows in the last couple of years. Good ones too. The internets have sprouted entire communities dedicated to discussing this. Fast moving zombies or slow moving ones. Slow moving ones that become sprinters when they lock on to a target. Infected or undead.

Methods of avoidance, dispatch, survival, among others are discussed. “Noisies” like guns deal fast damage at a distance but attract others. Knives, swords, pikes, hammers and axes are closer quarter but quieter ways of killing them. All manner of gear. Ropes and climbing. Protective gear – face shields for not getting blood and brain juice in your eyes during close quarter zombie encounters. Etc. All in preparation of the Zombie Apocalypse.

Consider this: it’s already here.

Look at the people around you. The ones who shuffle about their daily lives… mindless, unaware. The ones that don’t care. All they want to do is feast on your flesh, infect you with the T-virus. Ever think about it? The T in T-virus is short for fuckTard.

The story is the same. Avoid where possible. Keep your family and loved ones close. Blunt/sharp force trauma to the cerebral cortex is the fastest and most direct way stopping them permanently.

So friends, I urge you to be on your guard. If you have stopped caring, or if your life consists of trundling from one point to another then you know you’ve turned. The situation *may* be reversed.

Start caring. Start thinking. You may be on your way to a more meaningful and fulfilling life. But yes, you’ll have to start dealing with zombies along the way.

Good luck!

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