This is where man finds himself these days; ten thousand years in the making. Ten thousand years of endeavour in science and the arts and the humanities. And within one generation, he’s been reduced to a factless, bed wetting, parmesan shaving imbecile who revels in his own uselessness. Something has to be done.
Welcome to Man Lab, the grueling arena in which the terminal decline of man will be arrested, and possibly even reversed. In this humble industrial building we will revive and relearn the skills that define man; and drag them, glittering onto a broad sunlit upland of being a proper chap.
Anyone hear Canon’s latest radio ad for their original printer inks that will last “300 years”
*whiny voice* Dear, look at our kids’ kindergarten photos they are all faded! Tsk. And they are not just photos, they are our memories!!
A couple of points.
1. Having faded DIY printed photos imply that softcopies are available and can be re-printed.
2. With a whiny voice like that, was the marriage accidental?
3. And if so, how did he get it up to bear children with her?
4. Harakiri is a good way to go.